Citizenship! Lelong, lelong!

Blast from the Past. 22 Aug 2006...

In the recent National Day Rally, PM Lee announced S'pore will now go pro-immigration to attract more talents and to curb the birth rate problem.

Here are some ideas I can suggest to the new Citizenship and Population Unit, or CPU...

1. Introduce an opt-out for Citizenship upon renewal of Student Pass, Social Visit, Worker's Permit, etc. "I'm a S'porean?? Since when??"
2. Voucher for National Service exemption. Only valid for girls.
3. Free lift upgrading. Only valid for use in Potong Pasir and Hougang... whenever their turn comes.
4. Eligibility for Singapore Idol competition. Talent is optional. Eurasians may proceed directly to Finals.
5. Free passport number porting. What the heck... free porting too for first and last name, race, country of birth, etc.
6. Voucher for withdrawal of CPF funds. Not valid for use before 55 years of age.
7. Free ticket to Phuket on Tiger Air. Tax and surcharge not included.
8. Max. of 7 condoms allowed for each entry into S'pore.
9. Free stay at Tekong country club. Breakfast included.
10. Eligible for special mention by PM Lee during National Day Rally.(*)

(*) Conditions apply. You should have 1) set up a successful retail chain, or 2) personally know at least 3 celebrities, or 3) made reference to questionable Gahmen policies in Today newspaper.


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